Q: Which music makes you feel lonely?

A tiny, but sensitive post. My girlfriend's gone to Mexico, my boy spent a week in Ontario, and all of my work colleagues have been posted or are on holiday, which leaves me to work alone in a vault designed for 25, and mine the only key that works. Now, I'm of course perfectly well adjusted, but initially I had to grapple a bit. So here, as the closest thing to an answer, is a piece of porn music (which as a categoy rivals karaoke music and ringtones as the cheapest music on the planet, and which is the worst thing to consume if you want to feel loved and happy).

A: Laying Pipe [Not in print]